Reality Television Mugs

Branding Donald Trump.

'Quick, Beryl! The guy who supplies ink to David Beckham's tattooist is on.'

'How long is this 'walk of fame'... We're into reality stars now.'

'I'm a celebrity...get me out of here.'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

'I knew we shouldn't have got 'changing rooms' in to refurbish the surgery.'

New reality TV, like 'Dating Nude' may open the door to new shows...

Sex Scandals of the Rich and Famous.

Politically Correct Big Brother.

'This illness Paris contracted must be contagious - everyone wants special treatment.'

America's Next Top Baby

'Our lifestyle is watching lifestyle TV.'

Follow up Hits to Pants on the Ground.

"I'm sorry, Cyril, but I've just voted to eject you!"

"Maybe she can explain about Bruce Jenner."

"Well, yeah, it's kind of like a reality show...but we still call it 'the news.'"

Big Brother: The Home Game

George Galloway

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

"Gotta love this show."

'The reality is, if you should go on one of those shows, I doubt that TV viewers would accept you any better than I do!'

A couple decides what to watch.

"It's not okay for me, but okay for 'Big Brother'!"

Lisa Kelly

"Any previous experience, Mr. Crusoe?"

Paranormal

Now that Big Brother has finished.

Big Brother.

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be on TV...and people are gonna say...how smart can you get?"

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

Narcissism and Voyeurism

Life stripped bare

TRUE Misunderstanding Network

Ronnie and Sammi get into ANOTHER argument about the housing crisis

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.