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"I really wish you'd come to me first with your problems, Tom, before going on the "World's Worst Bosses' reality show!"

'It wasn't a loan, Judge. He said it was a gift!'

"If there was a reality show about your condition,the research would be a lot more motivated."

Real Welders vs. TV series Welders

Extreme Animal Makeovers.

'Congratulations! You've been selected for 'Total Desert Island Make-over'!'

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"Excuse me, I'm late for my new show 'Lancing With the Stars'."

'This just in: An international team of scientists has conclusively proven that life is, indeed, a spectator sport! Details at eleven.'

Balloon Hoax Copycats.

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

On 'A double shot at a rewarding, platonic relationship. . . with D.J. Pauly D and Vinny' the guys hand out friendship bracelets to women that they would like to get to know better.

Reality TV dinners.

'I was voted out of my house!'

Simon Owl - That hoot was ghastly!

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

TV programme - The Eggs Factor

Reality Shows for Seniors

the Real Housewives of Salem

Deena calls Sammi out for body shaming her. . .

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'