Reality Programs Pillows

T.V. infinity.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

A couple decides what to watch.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

TV and cleaner

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

America's funniest election gaffes

"Am I through to the next round?"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"