Reality Tv Watchers Gifts

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Can't Touch This

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Police film evidence

TV and cleaner

"Am I through to the next round?"

A couple decides what to watch.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

America's funniest election gaffes

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'