Reality Tv Watchers Gifts

'Not another Doctor Who spin off!?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Can't Touch This

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Am I through to the next round?"

A couple decides what to watch.

America's funniest election gaffes

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

TV and cleaner

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.