Celebrity Lifestyle Enthusiast Pillows

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

George Clooney Machine

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Leo McKern

Ringo Starr

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Viggo Mortensen

Bette Midler

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Justin Timberlake

Meryl Streep

Champagne Charlie.

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Amanda Seyfried

Daniel Day Lewis

Emma Watson

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

As Seen On TV