Celebrity Look-a-like Pillows

"Can you find me something that makes me look like George Clooney?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

It's more than a mike!

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Five minutes, General."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

"May I have your autograph?"

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

Wow, owners really do look like their pets.

"Coming up on the news at ten: the new strange-but-true candy bar diet...names of the pets of your favorite YouTubers...plus some stuff about the world."

"Times were when I used to think we had so much in common, you and I."