Celebrity Lookalike Fan Club Pillows

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Harriet Walter

Hollywood or bust!

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Dua Lipa caricature

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Dianne Reeves

Taylor Swift caricature

"Although a face transplant is theoretically possible you still can't have Brad Pitt's."