Lookalike Enthusiasts Pillows

"My husband has half of Russell Crowe's thick-set persona."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"We have the exact same taste."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"He looks just like your husband."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

"... And he's got his father's face!"

"He looks just like his Dad, still he'll grow out of it."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

"The mother is doing fine, but I'm afraid the baby looks like you."

Wow, owners really do look like their pets.

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

"I knew you'd like this place."

I think he looks more like you.

'It's uncanny, he's his grandad's double.'

'I think i'm beginning to look like my father.' 'That's nothing - I'm beginning to look like my grandfather.'

'Front row, second from the right.'

"Can you find me something that makes me look like George Clooney?"

"We're delighted to have been grown in the same laboratory as dolly the sheep and Ricky Martin..However, why are we all called Kevin?"

Oh, my god, I'm starting to look like my mother.

"Actually, my wife inspired me to start the agency. Look, she's the spitting image of Boris Karloff."

"I disagree. I think he looks like his father."

Dog's bucket list.

"He looks just like you."

"I finally figured out who you copy."

"Do you think he's got my nose?"