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"Actually, my wife inspired me to start the agency. Look, she's the spitting image of Boris Karloff."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Tom Hanks

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Harriet Walter

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Leo McKern

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Michael Caine

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

David Bowie

Meryl Streep

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

Viggo Mortensen

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Melanie Griffith

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'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

Emma Watson

Daniel Day Lewis

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Oliver Reed

Madonna.

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

Lupita Amondi Nyong'o

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