Pet Lookalike Enthusiast Pillows

Wow, owners really do look like their pets.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"He does impressions too!"

"Does he byte?"

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

'Harry has laryngitis.'

'He's almost human.'

Strange Easter bunny

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

"Actually, my wife inspired me to start the agency. Look, she's the spitting image of Boris Karloff."

Goldfish Owner.

'We all got up here, you'd think one of us would know how to get down.'

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

'Don't give me that 'plenty meat' stuff! Tell me you can make him well!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"How would you feel if your owner dressed you up in a silly costume, then posted it online?"

'This is 'Louis': He can make you a fake pedigree for 200 dollars...'

Blue Cat

Cow looks about to make sure nobody is watching, then bleats like a sheep.

'They're very easy to care for. They're plastic.'

"Mr Whiskers will see you, now."