Pet Lookalike Fan Pillows

Goldfish Owner.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'They sure have small litters.'

Antler Buzzers.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"She's a weiner cat."

Some Zoomies

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Kangaroo in a plane.

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"I'd rather go to the vet."

Wow, owners really do look like their pets.

"Your entire body is riddled with chestnuts."

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

"I knew you'd like this place."

The Trouble With Cloning

"Nice talking to you."

Snake -charmer's convention

"Woof, woof!"

'Hey buddy, where's the fire?'

Atomic Bear: Part 3

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Meerkows.

March of the Ducklings