Pet Lookalike Fan T-Shirts

Goldfish Owner.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'They sure have small litters.'

Antler Buzzers.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"She's a weiner cat."

Some Zoomies

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Kangaroo in a plane.

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"I'd rather go to the vet."

Wow, owners really do look like their pets.

"Your entire body is riddled with chestnuts."

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

"I knew you'd like this place."

The Trouble With Cloning

"Nice talking to you."

Snake -charmer's convention

"Woof, woof!"

'Hey buddy, where's the fire?'

Atomic Bear: Part 3

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Meerkows.

March of the Ducklings