Pet Lookalike Fan T-Shirts

Goldfish Owner.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'They sure have small litters.'

Antler Buzzers.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"She's a weiner cat."

Some Zoomies

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

Kangaroo in a plane.

"Your entire body is riddled with chestnuts."

"I'd rather go to the vet."

Wow, owners really do look like their pets.

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

"I knew you'd like this place."

The Trouble With Cloning

"Nice talking to you."

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

Meerkows.

"Woof, woof!"

March of the Ducklings

Snake -charmer's convention