Exotic Pet Fan Pillows

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Snake -charmer's convention

"Woof, woof!"

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Head over Hooves

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Wolf Karaoke

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'They sure have small litters.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I'm really thirsty.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."