Pet Lookalike Enthusiast Gifts

Wow, owners really do look like their pets.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"He does impressions too!"

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"Does he byte?"

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Strange Easter bunny

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

'He's almost human.'

'Harry has laryngitis.'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

"Actually, my wife inspired me to start the agency. Look, she's the spitting image of Boris Karloff."

Goldfish Owner.

"He's my little fur baby is what he is."

'We all got up here, you'd think one of us would know how to get down.'

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

'Don't give me that 'plenty meat' stuff! Tell me you can make him well!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"My husband has half of Russell Crowe's thick-set persona."

"How would you feel if your owner dressed you up in a silly costume, then posted it online?"

'This is 'Louis': He can make you a fake pedigree for 200 dollars...'

"Mr Whiskers will see you, now."

Blue Cat

'They're very easy to care for. They're plastic.'