Lookalike Collector Pillows

'...And whose doubles are you two supposed to be?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Director/Action Man toy.

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Toadstools

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Bert's dog training.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Piranhaclaus

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Cake Free Zone

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Eat me"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."