Lookalike Collector Gifts

'...And whose doubles are you two supposed to be?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

Director/Action Man toy.

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Bert's dog training.'

Toadstools

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Piranhaclaus

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Duck Hunt

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Cake Free Zone

"Eat me"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop