Celebrity Mimicker Pillows

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

It's more than a mike!

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Don't repeat this."

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"May I have your autograph?"

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The Ventriloquist's Arms

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

A Cow Reversing

Classic Impressions...

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"...Now try and guess this one..."