Celebrity Fashion Fan Pillows

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Like my new haircut?"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

The Aging of Underwear

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Ariana Grande caricature

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Hollywood or bust!

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

A cow with a Brazilian.

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Dua Lipa caricature

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"