Celebrity Fashion Gifts

"What are we doing today? A depressed, suburban Jackie Onassis or a frustrated, angry Sharon Stone?"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Lesser known greek gods,

Haute Suture

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The americanisation of vulture.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Bryan Ferry

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Little Red Riding Carpet