Celebrity Trends Gifts

Benedict Cumberbatch

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I think he was a celebrity."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Lesser known greek gods,

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Rap music

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Bryan Ferry

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.