Fashion Gossip Gifts

"I told you, Jared's the one who put nipples on the mannequins at Saks."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Tom Hanks

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

JET (Part I)

Hollywood Breakup

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'Botox...'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

Weditorials

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

John Stride