Fashion Gossip Gifts

"I told you, Jared's the one who put nipples on the mannequins at Saks."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Tom Hanks

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

JET (Part I)

Hollywood Breakup

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'Botox...'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Weditorials

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'