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'Ay, donkey's years since Kylie's gold hotpants. I still see 'em, specially when th' old lady is rummaging in the bottom o' the laundry basket...'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

Harriet Walter

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Hollywood or bust!

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Woody Allen

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Elton John

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Dua Lipa caricature

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Peter Gabriel