Eagle-eyed Enthusiast Pillows

"Eagle Eye" Eddie would often ace his eye exams from the waiting room.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Use your imagination.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Are you done yet?'

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Stop staring"

Optician and the PI.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Sure start.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

'Look ... A fresh one!'

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

Eagle

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A baroque elk.

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.