Eagle-eyed Cycling Fan Pillows

Tour de France champion Federico Bahamontes

The polar olympics

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Paralegal eagle.

"YOU pass him on the left."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Cyclist Flamingoes

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Man generating power for machine.

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

"I want to report a race crime.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

Golf

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

HEY!

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

The evolution of triathletes.

'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'

"Need any electricity generated?"

Ryan Bayley

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Tour de France champ François Faber

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

'He's showing off his muscles again! Why do the mares find the eventing guys so fascinating?!'

"Security could be tighter."

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

'You'd have thought they'd have more advanced transport to get around.'

Ill eagle problem.

Newton discovers gravel...