Eagle-eyed Player Pillows

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Glance Exchange

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

'Are you done yet?'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Eagle

'Look ... A fresh one!'

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

Innocent bystanders are real tough to convict: 'You saw it happen, why didn't you do anything?'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

Golf

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

QC appointments fall to all time low.

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."