Eagle-eyed Player Gifts

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Glance Exchange

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

'Are you done yet?'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Eagle

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

'Look ... A fresh one!'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

Innocent bystanders are real tough to convict: 'You saw it happen, why didn't you do anything?'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

Golf

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

QC appointments fall to all time low.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'