Eagle Eye Gifts

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Bravo Madame, belle pute!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot.'

The disadvantages of easier golf courses...

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

'Don't worry, I haven't sued any patients. I got the J.D. as a deterrent to lawsuits!'

'Look ... A fresh one!'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

Eagle

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

Innocent bystanders are real tough to convict: 'You saw it happen, why didn't you do anything?'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Third eye

QC appointments fall to all time low.

Golf

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

"Yes, our cautiousness may be a bit excessive but we do have the lowest litigation rates in the industry."