Eagle Eye Gifts

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Bravo Madame, belle pute!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot.'

The disadvantages of easier golf courses...

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

'Don't worry, I haven't sued any patients. I got the J.D. as a deterrent to lawsuits!'

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

Eagle

'Look ... A fresh one!'

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

Innocent bystanders are real tough to convict: 'You saw it happen, why didn't you do anything?'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Third eye

QC appointments fall to all time low.

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

Golf

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

American Eagle dislikes the sight of a 'Peace' symbol.

"My specialty is tangled webs."