Eagle-eyed Golfer Gifts

Golf

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

American Eagle dislikes the sight of a 'Peace' symbol.

Let Us Prey

Napoleon III's Wedding to Eugenie

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Using Science In Fashion Design

An eagle catches springboard diver.

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

"I like sad songs."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

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