Eagle-eyed Golfer Gifts

Golf

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

American Eagle dislikes the sight of a 'Peace' symbol.

Let Us Prey

Napoleon III's Wedding to Eugenie

'Do you mind if I play through?'

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

Using Science In Fashion Design

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An eagle catches springboard diver.

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

"I like sad songs."

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

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