Editorial Eagle-eyed Pillows

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Fear of news.

News for Sale

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

NeighWoof.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

How very Independent!

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

"You tend to overuse the exclamation point."

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

The Manipulation of Justice

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Golf

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

'McWit, your poetic license expired years ago.'

Suicide

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

NY Tribune Joins NY Herald on Hobby Horse of Anti-Grant Editorials

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

Napoleon III's Wedding to Eugenie