Economic Eagle-eye Pillows

The day the stock market went UP.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

"He downgraded Apple."

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

World Financial Mafia

Euro against the Dollar.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Exchange Rate.

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Business isn't booming.

Pundits