Elves Admirers Pillows

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Elephant ass selfie.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Table Of The Elephants

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Young Elvis

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

I see braces in his future.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.