Elvish Enthusiast Pillows

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"But I use all of them!"

'Peekaboo!'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"