Elvish Enthusiast Gifts

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

'I miss the good old days!'

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Elvis Presley

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

'Peekaboo!'

"But I use all of them!"

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!