Elk Enthusiast Gifts

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

The circus diver.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'Peekaboo!'

Gentlemen Riders

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'