Elves Admirers Prints

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Table Of The Elephants

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

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