Elves Admirer Prints

"Missing elf"

"How can you be out of wings?"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

The Fourth Little Pig

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

High security Santa's grotto

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

'Look man, no wings!'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Table Of The Elephants

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

God Bless America, God Help Syria