Elves Admirer Mugs

"Missing elf"

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Fourth Little Pig

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

'Look man, no wings!'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Table Of The Elephants

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'