Elvis Admirers Pillows

"My mistake. It turns out Elvis was on Pluto the whole time."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Elfis"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

Elvis Presley

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Young Elvis

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Elvis Presley.

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"Shaken."

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

Chuck Berry

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

Rock the boat