Elvis Impersonation Fans Pillows

"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Elfis"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Elvis Presley

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Karaoke night.

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Trump Mask

"Krill, baby, krill."

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

Young Elvis

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

Musician

Extreme kites!

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Elvis Presley.

Will Curl Lip For Food

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

Graceland

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

"Shaken."

Rock the boat

Elvis fans