Elvis Fans Pillows

"I name this child, Elvis - and he's messed up my blue suede shoes."

Yet another wasted trip for the tin man.

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

'Twas the night before Elvis was no longer around?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Yoko Ono

"Elfis"

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Elvis Presley

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Young Elvis

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

ABBA