Elvis Tribute Artist Pillows

'We caught this guy impersonating an Elvis impersonator,'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Michael Jackson

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Elfis"

Karaoke night.

Elvis Presley

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Krill, baby, krill."

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Young Elvis

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Elvis Presley.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Graceland

"Shaken."

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

Rock the boat

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'