Elvis Impersonators Pillows

"Krill, baby, krill."

Elvis Trump

The Elvis nobody wanted to know.

"I'm sorry but I only employ elves..."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

Karaoke night.

It's more than a mike!

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"May I have your autograph?"

Nature Magnified

The truth behind the recent Elvis supermarket sightings.

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

SEE SANTA, 'The rest of the year I'm an Elvis impersonator.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."

'They say they are three kings.'

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

Classic Impressions...