Elvis Admirer Pillows

Seeing him an old movie does not count as an Elvis sighting.

Young Elvis

"This stuff is unbelievable!"

'Next time your friends ask, son, just tell them I'm an Elvis impersonator. No need to add, 'The Older and Fatter Years'.'

Ladies, git porked by a ELVIS impersonator!

I write I'm sorry but my pigeons keep coming back.

Elvis with spots "Wella blessa my soul! Whatsa wrong with me?!"

"Isn't it true that you ain't nuthin' but a hound dog?!"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Elfis"

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Elvis Presley

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Johannes Brahms

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.