Emperor Enthusiasts Gifts

Mr. Finshley does not want to be disturbed for the duration of the board meeting.

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

Censorship is killing free society.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"Efficiency tombs available"

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

Bad Career Move

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

Getting to Know You

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

Queen Anne

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

Lady mimics The Scream.

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Homer