Emperor Fan Gifts

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

'The circle is complete!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Hadrian's Wall

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Fall of Gnome

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Homo Zapiens

"Feel better, dear?"

Zombie pet tricks.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Monster Realtor

Neither Emperor Is Wearing Clothes

Halloween sculptor

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."