Empire Studies Fan Gifts

Napoleon Burning in Hell

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Hadrian's Wall

The Fall of Gnome

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Feel better, dear?"

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

Getting to Know You

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Hadrian's Fence

Britain in 410AD

News of the Day - Dissolution - 'Will it Break? Will it not break?'

Suicide

'Sculptor'

Greece - Euro

Gladstone's message that the British people would not support Turkey against Russia in the Balkans

'Let your people go? - That would destabilize the whole REGION!'

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

The End Of A Great Partnership....

Roman

Christian lions

'You're having what we like to call a near profit experience.'

Dudaism

Rome Budget Office. Nero is cutting the fire department budget to pay for his violin lessons.

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

'Don't call me Sandy at work.'

"It's been a nice evening out, Roland, but I wish we had met before the market downturn."

Gladstone's sentimental foreign policy verses British interests in the East

As You Like It - 'Under the Empire one wouldn't have danced like that!...'