Emperor Fan Mugs

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

'The circle is complete!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Hadrian's Wall

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

The Fall of Gnome

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Homo Zapiens

"Feel better, dear?"

Zombie pet tricks.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Halloween sculptor

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Monster Realtor

'I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!'