Emperor's New Clothes Fan Gifts

Neither Emperor Is Wearing Clothes

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're on a what?!"

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Deer Cross Dressing.

"I'm in for observation."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Abraham Lincoln

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Hole Sale

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

"Leftovers"

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

George W. Bush

I hope Bernie Sanders wins. We've never had a president like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents

"Fruit of the Loon"

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

I love coloured tights

Thoughts about a comfort

Jane always suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome on the first day of a big trial.

"And I thought I was sappy."

"I liked you better as George Washington."

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

Abe Lincoln's birthday.

William Howard Taft

The Day of the Great Parade - Ratapoil and his General Staff - 'Long live the Emperor!'

I CLAUDIUS

Mr. Finshley does not want to be disturbed for the duration of the board meeting.

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

Dog at the Returns Desk

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."