Fashion Fan Under Pressure Gifts

Jane always suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome on the first day of a big trial.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Champagne

Advocado

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Masquerade

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

The Dandy

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Deer Cross Dressing.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Ice cream parlour.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Hired Morning Suit

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Businessman needs a cuddle.

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'