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Jane always suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome on the first day of a big trial.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Champagne

Advocado

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Masquerade

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

The Dandy

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Ice cream parlour.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Hired Morning Suit

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Businessman needs a cuddle.

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."